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Tiger Told Me He Was Sorry

Today Tiger Woods told me (the fans) that he was so sorry for all the things he has done. He felt terrible for all the hoochie mommas he was banging. He didn’t even know why he was banging em but it all stems from not practicing Buddhism because, when you don’t practice Buddhism, you bang a lot of hoochie mommas…

“To understand everything is to forgive everything” (Hindu Prince Gautama Siddharta, the founder of Buddhism, 563-483 B.C.)

I Am Tiger Woods

Tiger Shark

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!