Britney in Hot Tub

Let’s take a quick inventory, shall we?

Recent Rehab "Grad" in clever hat/sunglass disguise? … Check!

Drink in hand? … Check!

Publicity hungry 26-year-old actor wannabe hottie? … Check!

Cameras & Paparazzi Ready? … Check!

Simulated Sex in Hot Tub? … Check!

Collapse into total melt-down in bathroom by 4 a.m.? … Check!