Let’s take a quick inventory, shall we?
Recent Rehab "Grad" in clever hat/sunglass disguise? … Check!
Drink in hand? … Check!
Publicity hungry 26-year-old actor wannabe hottie? … Check!
Cameras & Paparazzi Ready? … Check!
Simulated Sex in Hot Tub? … Check!
Collapse into total melt-down in bathroom by 4 a.m.? … Check!
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