Archive for August, 2007

Britney Spears is a #1 MOM!


Why would anyone think Britney Spears is an unfit parent?

Now TMZ is reporting that the DCFS is looking into the poor dental hygiene, questionable diet and erratic sleeping schedules of the children of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline . Meanwhile, Kevin Federline pushes a full court press to get full custody of tater tot and small fry.


Come on Ya’ll. Britney just wants to have fun, hee hee

Wilson in “Good Condition”

Owen Wilson
Fire, police, and medical crews responded to Owen Wilson’s home this past weekend, transporting the actor to St. John’s Health Centre in Santa Monica.

Although officials maintain a “No Comment” response when asked about the circumtances, the National Enquirer’s web site reported that Wilson had sliced his wrist and took pills in an apparent suicide attempt.

Wilson sent his own message today, stating. “I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time.”

82 minutes. In a row?


Jesus. I thought Paris had it easy. Seems that our favorite preggo anorexic got to finally do her time in jail for DUI. She was arrested on December 11, 2006, after her black Mercedes SUV was seen heading the wrong way on a Burbank freeway.

Originally sentenced to 96 hours in jail, her sentence was reduced to only 90 hours because of time served when she was arrested.

She never made it to her cell. In all, 82 minutes were served.

Holy shit. If that was me…

I’m not even gonna bother.

I guess privileges do come with money.

Paris Spreads Her ……. Wings

Paris Hilton

It’s a short flight from Jail Bird to Song Bird.

Paris is anxious to celebrate her new found freedom with the release of a new album.

“I’m already working on my new record”, says Paris.

No word yet on the album’s content, but one might suggest a cover of The Offspring – When You’re In Prison.

Paris takes voice lessons several times a week, and of all her "projects", her music is the most important to her.

Hmmm. Seems Paris really wants this album to do better than the last one. DeeDee’s pretty sure that’s not tooooooo much of a reach!

Yes, Ms. Spears, We Are Running On Schedule …

Britney in Hot Tub

Let’s take a quick inventory, shall we?

Recent Rehab "Grad" in clever hat/sunglass disguise? … Check!

Drink in hand? … Check!

Publicity hungry 26-year-old actor wannabe hottie? … Check!

Cameras & Paparazzi Ready? … Check!

Simulated Sex in Hot Tub? … Check!

Collapse into total melt-down in bathroom by 4 a.m.? … Check!

The 2 Coreys (Wannabes)