Archive for March, 2007

Britney is on the Market!

Britney at the Lakers game wiggin out..

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – A week after emerging from a rehab center, pop star Britney Spears has reached a divorce settlement with her husband, former backup dancer Kevin Federline, a spokesman for his attorney said on Friday.

Terms of the agreement were not disclosed.

But a statement issued by Michael Sands, spokesman for Federline’s lawyer, said, “The parties signed an agreement which was a global settlement on all issues of their marriage and child custody.”

The couple have two sons together, 18-month-old Sean Preston, and 6-month-old Jayden James.

Celebrity Web site TMZ.com quoted unnamed sources as saying that Federline, who has tried to launch a new career as a singer, will receive $1 million as part of the settlement, and that the couple agreed to joint custody of their boys.

A source close to the couple told Reuters the $1 million figure was inaccurate but declined to say how much it really was.

The agreement, which is subject to final approval of a judge, was signed after a five-hour meeting between the couple and their lawyers on Thursday in Los Angeles, Sands said.

Sands said a breakthrough in the talks came after Federline, 29, stepped away to smoke a cigarette, and Spears followed him outside. They had a 15-minute private conversation, then returned to the negotiating table, he said.

Spears, 25, who left a rehabilitation center last week after a month of treatment for undisclosed issues, filed for divorce from Federline in November.

The two married in September 2004, just eight months after she had wed a former high school sweetheart in Las Vegas in a spur-of-the-moment union that was quickly annulled.

Since her split last year from Federline, who has two children by a former girlfriend, Spears has made headlines for increasingly erratic behavior.

She checked into the Malibu treatment center on Feb. 21 after shaving off her hair at a Los Angeles beauty salon.

The exact reasons for entering rehab were not made clear, but she was photographed making her way to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings outside the center during her stay there.

According to TMZ.com, Spears returned to the Hollywood club scene on Thursday night after her settlement with Federline, paying a 30-minute visit to the Bridge Restaurant and Lounge.

Spears’ singing career has remained virtually dormant since her marriage to Federline. She shot to fame as a teenager in 1999 and sold an estimated 70 million records. Her last album of new material, “In the Zone,” was released in 2003.
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This Just In!

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Rumors of Richard Simmons being Gay still circulating.



An American MJ in London

Aaawwooooooo

MJ is making the rounds. After spending time in Japan playing with lil Jap kids he has jetted off to London. The word is that he is planning to sell part of his stake in the beatles catalogue back to Paul McCartney. Can you Say Say Say broke?



Britney quits rehab (plus lesbo sex tape)

Crazy chicks make me hot

Britney Spears has decided to quit rehab early again, this time because she wants to attend her ex-husband’s birthday party in a posh Los Angeles nightclub.テつ テつ (oh, well that explains it then, not to worry)

She only had 1 more week to go before completing the full treatment..

Though her family and friends are concerned that her treatment has not been finished, Britney has reportedly told themテつ that she feels well enough to go.テつ (Like gee, come on, If Britney says she is ok, like, duh, she is ok, ok! ok?)

and to top it off, a Lesbo Sex tape of her is being shopped around from that time she was hanging out at the Strip Club and wanting to dance on the pole with the other strippers.. Thank God for Britney!



Family Jewels (take 2)

Maybe a tongue lift would be in order..

Kiss rocker Gene Simmons and longtime girlfriend Shannon Tweed are kicking off the second season of their reality show by having their face lifts filmed. The 57 year old blood spitter will also undergo liposuction.

Who on earth wants to watch that??? Ok ok, don’t answer that you Reality TV freaks.



Little Bow Wow Turns 20

Why I remember when Bow Wow was just aテつ little bow wow. Today he celebrates his 20th bday livin the doggie life. I tell ya tho.. If i was 20.. why I’d punch him square in the face and then he’d have a bigテつ Ow oW. Woof



Eddie jumps on the wagon (Enters Rehab)

I would like Van Halen fans to know how much I truly appreciate each and every one of you. Without you there is no Van Halen.

I have always and will always feel a responsibility to give you my best. At the moment I do not feel that I can give you my best. Thatテ「竄ャ邃「s why I have decided to enter a rehabilitation facility to work on myself, so that in the future I can deliver the 110% that I feel I owe you and want to give you.

Some of the issues surrounding the 2007 Van Halen tour are within my ability to change and some are not. As far as my rehab is concerned, it is within my ability to change and change for the better. I want you to know that is exactly what Iテ「竄ャ邃「m doing, so that I may continue to give you the very best I am capable of.

I look forward to seeing you in the future better than ever and I thank you with all my heart.

Love,

Ed

posted via http://van-halen.com



Rosie, You Whack Job

Rosie O’Donnell says she began being treated for depression after the Columbine school shootings and hangs upside down for up to a half-hour a day to improve her mental state.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



“Australia’s Brightest New Talent”

Just added to our playlist. Olivia Eden is an up and coming new artist that I think you will be hearing more about. Here’s a quick snipplet from her page..

The Amazing New Talent that is… OLIVIA EDEN. Born in Hollywood, Olivia Eden was always destined to be a star. At the age of 8, Olivia moved from Los Angeles to the Australian bush. She had little in the way of entertainment except for nature and her piano, and it has developed into an inseparable relationship. Olivia has a beautiful voice that immediately grabs your attention. Olivia does not put on a voice like so many other pop artists do. People who listen to Olivia hear the sweetness of Natalie Imbruglia, the warmth of Enya and Faith Hill, the sassy of Madonna, the folk and sensitivity of Jewel, and the harmonies of KD Lang.

You can find out more info and listen to her tracks over on her MySpace Page.



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