Archive for February, 2007

Jimmy Buffet sells out in 2 minutes

Got Tickets?

Chances are you don’t, even if you were 3rd in line to buy tickets. That’s what happened to a large group of people waiting to get tickets on sale monday. My friend however was lucky enough to be 2nd in line and the last one to get tickets before they closed the window. It isn’t too late to join the parrot party at Alpine Valley this year tho. You can still get over priced Jimmy Buffet tickets on Ebay!

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Word on the street

Word on the street is that ole Kfed is in Britney’s corner. This comes after reports that he was trying to get full custody of the kids and wanted nothing to do with her. Is it possible that Kevin still loves his crotch flashing, bald shaving, wrist tattooin freak of a wife? HELL NO. You can bet ole sleezeball has Dollar Signs in his eyes. He’s milking this for all it’s worth. (ya almost have to give him some credit) but we wont..

Yay! For Whopper Wednesdays!

It’s another Whopper Wednesday at burger king here in Rockford Land. Every wednesday I treat myself to a triple whopper. Yep you read that right, 1230 cals of pure lovin. I challenge you to join in with me. Sometimes you can even catch me on the air munchin on one at lunch. Then if that wasn’t enough of a celebration we head out to our local HOOTers and hang out with all the hotties.. Woooooooot, Yay for Wednesdays!

Did we mention?

Did I mention Pam Anderson is on the market again?

I’m sorry but Man o MAN would I love to suck those suckers. Do those things keep growing or what? Pam, is it something in the water? Is it your split from Kid Scumbag. Whatever it is you make 40 look HOT!

Update: Michael Jackson + Janet + Jackson 5

Check out ole Mikey in his pre-pedo days

After reports that negotiations for a Vegas comeback have fell through,  it is being rumored that the Gloved one will rejoin his brothers and tour the country. Sources say you can expect Janet to tour as well by performing duets with Michael. Below is a picture of MJ as he accepts his Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction award in 1997.


Jack Nicholson pulls a Britney

So if you saw the Oscars last night you saw a bald Jack Nicholson looking like a male version of Britney Spears. Not to worry tho, Jack didn’t lose his mind like the 25 year old crotch flasher. Turns out this new look is for a movie project he is currently working on called “The Bucket List,” a buddy comedy/drama about two terminally ill men who flee a cancer ward to complete a list of things they want to do before they die.

Sexy Bitch gets 3 years Probation

Paris Hilton pled no contest in a plea bargin downgrading her DUI to reckless driving. She can reduce that to 2 years probation if she performs 40 hours of community service work. Don’t expect her once BFF Nicole Richie to get off as easy. Although she has pled Not Guilty. She reportedly told Police when she was pulled over that she was High on Pot. She faces up to a year in Jail.. We will keep you posted.

Pam Anderson back on the Market..

It’s official! Pam Anderson and Kid Sleezeball are finally legally divorced. It was reported the final blow came when the two were privately viewing Borat, (The movie Pamela played a bit-role in) when Mr. Sleezeball jumped out of his seat and called her a $#%^ing Slut.. Well Kid,,. No shit, She’s Pam Anderson you dumbass. Was it her wholesome kind nature you were attracted to? Rumor is she has moved on from her fling with George Clooney so line up guys!

Oscars here we come! Ellen goes for the Gold

• Age: 49; born Sept. 2, 1954, outside New Orleans in Jefferson Parish, La.

• Career: Stand-up comedian; beginning in 1994, starred in Ellen on ABC; made TV history in a 1997 episode when her character announced "I'm gay" (she came out at the same time in real life); voiced the character Dory in Finding Nemo.

• Currently: Host of The Ellen DeGeneres Show since 2003; winner of 15 Daytime Emmy Awards

• I did mention Gay didn't I?

Annnnnnnnnnd the Oscar goes to.... (Woodie's picks)


• Babel

• The Departed

• Letters from Iwo Jima

• The Queen


• Penelope Cruz, Volver

• Judi Dench, Notes on a Scandal

• Helen Mirren, The Queen

• Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada

• Kate Winslet, Little Children


• Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, Babel

• Martin Scorsese, The Departed

• Clint Eastwood, Letters From Iwo Jima

• Stephen Frears, The Queen

• Paul Greengrass, United 93


• Alan Arkin, Little Miss Sunshine

• Jackie Earle Haley, Little Children

• Djimon Hounsou, Blood Diamond

• Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls


• Adriana Barraza, Babel

• Cate Blanchett, Notes on a Scandal

• Abigail Breslin, Little Miss Sunshine

• Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls

• Rinko Kikuchi, Babel


• Leonardo DiCaprio

• Ryan Gosling, Half Nelson

• Peter O'Toole, Venus

• Will Smith, The Pursuit of Happyness

• Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland

Forget the nose, Look at those tits!

Th flame of flaming is being sued AGAIN! This time for posting stolen nude pictures of Man/She Jennifer Maniston. Wouldn’t you think Perez would learn and just stick to nudie pictures of Harry Potter?

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